I used to get pretty annoyed with people thinking I was a girl. I mean, come on-- my favorite outfit is a pair of cargo pants with a skull and crossbone t-shirt. But I've decided to put all that behind me.
Today, my girlish features finally paid off. I went out to lunch with mommy and Aunt Caitlin, where they tried to stuff my gullet with ucky beans and healthy pumpkin muffins. But suddenly, out of nowhere, my amazing looks saved me.
This nice old man couldn't help but stop and comment on how cute I was. So cute, he claimed, that it was hard to believe this beautiful face was the mug of a boy. And proceeded to send an ice cream sundae with chocolate syrup, whipped cream and 2 cherries my way!
And boy, do I like cherries... holding them and rubbing them on my pants-- not so much eating them.
Mommy needs to take a few food pointers from this guy. If she likes healthy food so much, why couldn't she keep her paws off MY ice cream? I'm trying to enjoy my cute baby prize and she has to butt in and steal half the thing.
She claims that I wouldn't have been able to eat it all myself. What a ridiculous assumption. If she could just step off for a second and get the spoon out of her mouth, I would have happily polished it off. Oh well, I guess sharing is caring :)
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