So I'm pretty excited about my new set of clubs. Grampo calls golf a "lifetime" sport; something I'll be able to enjoy 50 years from now and make lots of friends while doing it. I guess that's one way of looking at it.
I call it getting all the anger out; one of the only ways I've really been able to express myself in this world full of communication barriers. Where else can you take a big stick and whack things across the room when nobody will listen to you?
Mommy says I'm really creative when it comes to games and sports. I've found all sorts of things to use since I lost the golf balls that came with the set. I think I remember dropping them down into the big water bowl with the flusher, but I'm not sure.
Anyway, Christmas ornaments work great...
And so do the cups and bowls from the cabinets...
I'm so creative that she says my type of golf has a special name: putting with intent to kill. It sounds pretty cool to me, so I'm glad I was smart enough to come up with my own style. I like to call it interpretive golf, because I just make the rules up as I go.
Either way, I'm pretty sure I'm on my way to becoming a pro. I'll try to remember all of you when I'm famous :)
Click it or ticket! Just kidding, but please vote for us :)